greenebeane:

 ok im starting a diet attempting to lose 10 pounds….. this should be fun -_-

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• Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
• Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
• Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
• Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
• Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
• Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
• Family: *comes home*
• Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

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